Sarcasm Spasm

Serious Quality. Questionable Tone.

Smart designs with even smarter remarks.
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Bags (Because carrying stuff is important, duh)

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An Apple a Day

"An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough"

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Bad Sign

"This is a bad sign"

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Slipping Sock Syndrome

"I walk around like everything is fine but deep down my sock is slipping off"

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Sentence Interrupter

"I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?!"

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3D Printed Items (We used our allowance money for filament)

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Character Hopper

Simple crank operated hopping character. Different characters available. (We might run out of characters).

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Order Request (Don't spam us, though)

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